Food Fight in Chang'An

Written by Alex Neilson

System: Feng Shui
Players: 4 to 6

Adult Content: M (extensive violence and sex references)
Characterisation: 4 (The more over-the-top the better)
Genre Knowledge: 2 (Kung-fu movies)
Rules Knowledge: 0 (Rules?)
Seriousness: 2 (from just fun to deadly serious)

Available in All Sessions except Session I.


Scene: 69AD. A rough-and-tumble inn on the outskirts of the great city of Chang'An, many miles from the capital city of Luo'yang. The Sweeping Orchid Inn and the adjoining Li's Kitchen are a haven to people of all social strata, and not so incidentally produce some of the best food on the south side of Chang'an's river.

The staff and patrons are, respectively, working hard and enjoying their evening meals when the front doors of the inn are slammed open by a squad of local guardsmen and their bully-boy leader who then proceed to bully and brutalise everyone there, claiming that they're closing the place.

Cue heroic battle music, and.... ACTION!

A single-session cinematic action-movie game for 4-6 players, using very little of the Feng Shui system.

Will likely contain strong violence, sex references, over-the-top characterisations, kung-fu movie cliches, no discernable rules and only a little bit of seriousness.